The FA’s disciplinary proceedings against John Terry is worth a read in full. There are wonderful passages of prose such as this:
Mr. Ferdinand started to move up the pitch in the direction of the half-way line and shouted out at Mr Terry, “how can you call me a cunt, you shagged your team mate’s missus, you’re the cunt.” Mr. Ferdinand also made a slow fist pump gesture with his right hand, suggesting sex (a reference accompanying what he said).
Ah, the slow fist pump gesture. Textbook.
And this:
On his evidence, Mr. Ferdinand offered to shake hands with Ashley Cole, but the latter refused, saying “nah, you can‟t talk to JT like that.” Mr. Ferdinand said “what do you mean, if he‟s willing to give it out, he has got to take it.”
Quite. I’m with Ferdinand on that one.
Anyway. It’s an excuse to put the full 63 page report through a word cloud, via Wordle. Here it is:
